At Baguio City Market…
I was standing in front a vegetable stall while waiting for Ate Jewel et al to finish their veggie shopping. Suddenly, a kid approached me.
Kid: Kuya, kuya, bili ka na. Pambitbit lang.
Me: HA?! Ate ako. ATE. (I dunno if I’m going to laugh or what)
Then the kid left.
Me: Alam kong pogi ako. pero.. hu hu hu.
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THE END.
